It’s that time again!

• This is the Greatest Instance of Karma in Sports History
• XKCD #1319: Automation
• People Kept Getting Lost, So They Put Up a Sign…
  Ontario should be more like Novia Scotia, I guess.
• Martin Loofah King
  In honour of MLK in the U.S. last week.
• Cloud Sofa
  I absolutely need this.
• The Birds and The Bees
  This is something I would do, and Flo would be equally confused.
• Nature
• Watch Out…
• Warren Buffett Will Give You $1 Billion if You Fill Out a Perfect “March Madness” Bracket
• White Girl Tracks
  Think of the chaos that would ensue if you removed one
• The Beer Koozie for the Shower
  Need this too.
• Delicious Dishes You Didn’t Know You Could Make in a Slow Cooker
  Flo said today we should use our slow cooker more. So this.
• Atherton is the Home of the World’s Dumbest First World Problems, Apparently
• World’s Most Precise Atomic Clock Will Still be Spot-On in 5 Billion Years
  They’re going to keep working and making improvements, according to the article. I’m supportive of continuous improvement, but at the same time, is a clock that will be accurate for 5 billion years not already good enough for what we need?
• This Guy Takes Paper Airplanes to the Next Level
• General Who?
• Behold the Wine Condom
  If I ever opened and a bottle of wine and then didn’t finish it this would be great.
• Dilbert Jan 25: Adding Jeff
  We have a Jeff where I work.
• Reinventing the Web: A New App Lets You Watch Whatever TV Program You Want, Including the Olympics, Anywhere in the World
  It’s not a new app (I used to use the Chrome browser extension a while back), but I discovered from this article that Hola is now available for Android and I’ve been listening to Pandora in the car ever since.

And we’re all done for another week! Have a good one internet peeps, and I will be back next Sunday.

It’s late night links time again! Where did the last seven days go, eh?

• The First Rule of Being a Drug Lord is You Don’t Brag About Being a Drug Lord
• Issues Heating Up
• One Can Never Be Completely Sure
  This is what I do when they give me wine to taste in a restaurant.
• Explanatory Note
• Her Side
  This is 100% accurate, except in our household the dog also likes to try and sneak in.
• Real Burgers, Real Beauty
• Redneck Sushi
• Beer-Table-Hockey-Pong
  When we have a house and I can build a proper man-cave, I will be getting this.
• Selfie
• Federal Court Strikes Down Net Neutrality Rules, Sides With Big Telecom
  This is sad news.
• Study Shows Just How Little Action There Is in an Average NFL Game
  This is why “football” is so much worse than rugby. Partly.
• Man Found With Pipe Bomb Still Allowed to Board Plane in Edmonton
  Excellent.
• Google Now Comes to Chrome on the Desktop in Experimental Form
• Jazz and Rain Plays the Most Soothing of Sounds While You Work
  Not bad, although soundrown is still my favourite by far.
• Corralling Shania Twain a Big “Get” for Calgary Stampede
  I think we’ll be going to this.
• Cyanide & Happiness #3436: Capable of Love
• How Can I Fall Asleep Faster?
• Escort Quality, Hooker Pricing

Well that’s it for another week, folks. See you next time!

It’s the first late night links post of 2014! Yay!

• XKCD #1307: Buzzfeed Christmas
• Rudolph Hair
  I only wish my hair were long enough to do this.
• The 50 Best Sports Plays of 2013
  It’s the time of year for a lot of compilation videos.
• Jingle Balls
• I Hate Hipsters
• We Tried, Guys… We Tried
• The Heart of Christmas
• AndrOpen Office Brings Open Office to Android Tablets
• That Installation Went Smoothly
• Am I a Spy?
• Breaking News
• The Gem
  I wonder if this is common? Lots of people wake up in the middle of the night with “great” ideas. Are they all of this kind of of caliber?
• They Really Do Have Everything!
• Cyanide & Happiness #3423: New Years
• First Baby of 2014
• Let It Snow: Scenes from New York After a Big Winter Storm
  We got an extra three days in NYC because of weather delays.
• SportsCenter’s Not Top 10 – Worst of 2013
• Mr Cello, You’ve Won 1300 Rewards Points
• Australia
• Pebble Introduces the Steel, An All-Metal Smartwatch With an Elegant Look
  Want it. Might actually get one of these now.
• Asus Brings PadFone X to AT&T
  I’d quite like one of these too. Although I did just recently get a new phone.
• Multitasking
• Mars Seems Balmy This Time of Year
• Sorry We Couldn’t Make It
• Make a Chocolate Cale in Five Minutes and Just One Bowl
  Maybe I will.
• Ultimate Fireworks Fails Compilation 2013

OK, that was a lot to get through. Let’s all take a week off, and I’ll meet you back here at the same time, seven days from now.