It’s been a busy weekend and as I write this it’s evening, Charlie Brown is going to want to go for his pre-bed time walk soon, and I’m going to want to retire to the air conditioned bliss that is the bedroom. Only one thing stands in my way, and that’s my regularly scheduled late night links post, so let’s end the preamble here and proceed, shall we.

• Gullible People Believing The Onion is Real Makes for Perfect Internet
  And there’s more.
• Heinz Put Porn On Their Bottle in Germany
• Drunk Guy Tries a Sword Trick At a Party And His Friend Nose Better Now
• Swarm Brings Back Mayors
  Yep.
• Caution: Remove Cat Before Takeoff
  It’s right there in the instructions.
• The Mystery of the “Jazz” Cup Design
• The Alleged $7.5 Billion Fraud in Online Advertising
  Interesting read.
• Combine OneNote and Outlook for a Powerful Project Management System
• How to Hack the Job Hunt
  Another interesting read.
• The Line
• Subway Long-Jump Wasn’t Quite Long Enough
• Bored at Work? Why Not Attach Nerf Darts to Your Eyeballs?
• Home-Made Goop Cannon
  Some of the more recent Slow Mo Guys videos lack the silly fun of the classics, but this one for sure brings it back.

And we’re done! Have a great week internet folk, I’ll be back next week – same time, same place.

It’s a lazy Sunday in the @Jaywll, @asiancwgrl, @SnoopysBF household, but there’s always* time for some late night links. Let’s get started!

• Why You Should Never Rely on Post-Dating a Cheque
• Give Your Leftover Potato Salad New Life by Roasting It
  This actually looks delicious.
• Police Investigate After Man Shot with Arrow
  This right here is craziness. Who does that?
• Google’s Masterplan to Make Chrome Suck Less
• $299 Buys You the Ergonomic Keyboard Your Wrists Deserve
  I can cover the $299, but who will pay for all my lost productivity when it takes me a week to type an average paragraph?
• Watch This Guy in the Background Casually Smuggling Contraband Into Prison on Live TV
• LastPass Hacked, Change Your Master Password Now
  I use local software to store my passwords, and use my own mechanisms and tools to synchronize the file across my devices. It’s a hassle, but this is exactly why I don’t use an online service to hold all that stuff.
• WestJet to Launch New Long-Haul Route From Canada to London
  I’m hoping this is from #YYC, but we’ll see. There are already 16 weekly flights that cover that route, but more choice is always better.
• Writing Good CSS
• Jim’ll Paint It is the Internet’s Best New Service
  This is pretty good.
• Easiest Colouring Book Ever
  Flo has a colouring book now. She says it’s a much better experience now that she no longer lives with her sister and there’s therefore nobody around to colour outside the lines.
• Limbo Record Holder Limbos Under a Freakin’ Car
• Dilbert June 20, 2015: Four Hour Meeting
  I’ve had meetings like that.

And we’re done for another week, folks! See you next time.

* Usually

It’s that time of the week again! It’s been an especially busy weekend, so I hope you’re all suitably appreciative that I’m taking the time to put this together.

• XKCD #1535: Words For Pets
  I mostly call Charlie Brown “dog.”
• Mechanical Beer Bong
• Samsung Reveals Plans for New Mirror and Transparent OLED Displays
  I want one. I don’t know why, I just do.
• Google’s New Smart Lock is the Password Manager for the Rest of Us
  Interesting. I currently use KeyPass and sync the file to all our computers and my mobile devices.
• Dyson Built a Lamp That Burns for 37 Years Thanks to Satellite Tech
  I’m not convinced a $900 lamp is all that necessary.
• Reuters: BlackBerry is Planning on Making an Android Device
• Dinner In White: Thousands Attend Paris ‘Chic Picnic’
  Flo went to the Calgary version of this last year and had a great time.
• French Airport Police Wrongly Detain 6-Year-Old in Crackdown
• Why You Should Never Trust Homemade Bullet-Proof Vests
  In case you didn’t already know not to.
• Please, Get Your Facts Straight

And we’re done! Have a good week all, see you next week.

The weekend is almost over, which is sad. On the plus side, that means it’s late night links time! Yay!

• These Are the Issues That REALLY Matter
  Flo, are you paying attention?
• Facebook Now Supports PGP To Send You Encrypted Emails
• Walking My Dog…
  I hear this.
• 673 King Street
• Watch Synaptics’ Touch-Sensitive Space Bar in Action
  This could be useful.
• Google’s Android Keyboard Can Now Sync Your Dictionary Across Devices
  This is awesome news. The one thing I’ve always hated about getting a new phone is that you have to teach it to swear all over again.
• Cyclist Gets Hit by Parked Car
• What a Surprising Magazine
  I checked. It’s real.
• 12 Problems Only Dog Parents Have
  Don’t forget to follow @SnoopysBF

And we’re done for another week folks! Until next time, then. Have a good one.