Well, I did warn you in my last late night links post that it would be a while until my next post. Six weeks have virtually flown by, but I’m now firmly back in real-life after my vacation. We’re probably not going to get through everything from that time tonight, but let’s at least get started, shall we?

• The Best Android Wear Apps
  I have an Android Wear watch now. I’ll write more about it soon over at my blog.
• Cyanide & Happiness #3697
  A nullion.
• Canadians Willing to Drive Further for Cheap Gas: Survey
  The is the kind of thing people who can’t do math do.
• BBC Scotland Has a Bad Day
• Crews Collect Enough Tree Debris to Fill McMahon Football Stadium 20 Meters Deep
  This is old news by now, but still interesting.
• Doug Ford Booed After Listing Jewish People he Knows
• Plastc Want to be the Only Credit Card You’ll Ever Need
  Interesting…
• That Tumor Really Means Business
• These Stunning Driverless Trains Are the Future of London’s Tube Network
• 30 of Our Favourite jQuery Plugins from the Last Few Months
  I do enjoy a good jQuery plugin.
• Notti Smart Light Does Notifications and Wake-Up Calls with Style
  Can you ever have too many smart devices? I would like to propose that no, you cannot.
• Google Launches USB Security Key Support to Keep Accounts Safe
  I have two-factor authentication enabled already. Do I go the extra mile with it? I might.
• Going to the Airport? Don’t Forget Your Hazmat Suit!
  I forgot mine. Luckily it was fine.
• Korea is Taking the Double Down to the Next Level
  I’d try it.
• What If #118: Physical Salary

That was a lot to take in, congrats on making it all the way to the end. I’m not done with my list of flagged articles from while I’ve been away, but we’ll pick this up next week, same time, same place. See you there!

It’s that time of the week again, and you should make the most of it too because in all likelihood late night links will be taking a few weeks off after today, seeing as I too am taking a few weeks off.

• ‘Family Fun Day’ Asks Province to Increase IVF Funding
• Special Offer
• Reporter Quits on Live TV
  Love this.
• How to Run Android Apps Inside Chrome on Any Desktop Operating System
  As the article says, this isn’t supported and you shouldn’t expect to easy or bug-free, but it’s cool to see what’s coming.
• A Florida Woman (of Course) Spent $20,000 to Surgically Implant a Third Breast
  She apparently did this in attempt to get a MTV reality show out of it.
• Krispy Kreme Kicked Off Their UK Doughnut Delivery Program With a 200-Dozen Special
  I could go for 200 dozen doughnuts right about now.
• Stabucks Is Making Beer Flavoured Coffee?
  I’m listening…
• Canadian Man Found With 51 Live Turtles Stuffed in Pants
  Each to their own, I guess.
• Yahoo’s Old Web Directory Still Exists, But Not for Long
  Crazy. It’s here. That’s a blast from the past if ever there was one.

And that’s it! I’ll be back with more in a few weeks.

Flo is away today at an event in Edmonton and won’t be back until tomorrow, so I have much more time than usual with which to craft my late night links post, and much fewer distractions while I work on it.

You might be thinking this edition will be a higher quality affair as a result. Nope.

• Dilbert: September 15th
  I am a “team member” now too.
• There’s a Canon Printer that can Run ‘Doom’ (Really)
  Following on from my post a couple of weeks ago that featured an ATM running doom.
• Welcome to Canada
• Cyanide & Happiness #3684
• If You Want to Die Quickly, Here’s a Pizza With French Fry Dough
  I want this in my belly.
• Make Sure No One Uses Your Mug
  Brilliantly simple, or simply brilliant? Better than this, I’d say.
• We’ve Come a Long Way With Free Music and U2
• Man Refuses to Let His Car Be Towed, Reverses Off Truck
  Brilliantly simple? Less so than the mug, I’d say.
• Peter’s Plans to Put Down Patties in Red Deer
  I support this. I’d probably actually end up going to the Red Deer location more than the Calgary one.
• Logitech Extended Harmony Line to Control More of Your Home
  It might be time to replace our aging Harmony remotes with the newer, more fully featured ones. I’ll add it to the list.
• The Creepster
• Doggy Drinking Fountain
  I love this. I think we need it in our city.
• The Comfort Principle: Spend Money Where You Spend Your Time
  As a recent purchaser of a new desk chair (cushioned with memory foam, no less), this makes a lot of sense. New mattress has to be next, I think.

And we’re done! Until next week, everyone.