It’s that time of the week again, and since I’m going to be away next weekend today’s post is almost certainly going to have to hold you for two weeks.

• Three Keyboard Shortcuts Left-Handers Can Actually Use
  I use the mouse with my right hand, but this is interesting. I also just found out that Flo is left-handed too. Who knew?
• Dixons and Carphone Warehouse in Talks to Merge Their 3,000 UK Stores
  This is interesting to me just because I used to work for Dixon’s phone-selling arm when I was in college, then they shut it down. Now they’re looking to get back into that business, I guess.
• Whoa, That’s Huge
• Google Now Officially Lands in Chrome
• Tumblr Gets Two-Step Verification, Makes Your GIFs More Secure
  I have been on a two-step authentication binge this week, and I’ve turned it on everywhere I can. It makes a lot of sense.
• Fact
• Watch Every Single Cultural Reference in ‘The Office’ With This Time Machine
  What? Like you have something better to be doing right now?
• Train Derails at Chicago Airport, Makes it Halfway Up the Stairs
• Lifehacker Faceoff: OneNote vs. Evernote
  Interesting. I use Evernote at home and OneNote at work currently, although really want I want is a way to combine everything into a single tool I can access anywhere. The mobile versions of OneNote don’t let me open a notebook on a WebDav drive though, and Evernote is blocked on my corporate network.
• How People Can Track You on Twitter, Even if You Don’t Use Geotags
• Math Teacher Punishes Students With ‘Game of Thrones’ Spoilers
  Genius
• Thousands Make #NoMakeupSelfie Donation Error
  People are accidentally adopting polar bears. Thanks Autocorrect.
• Look! I’m a Kitty!
• Wu-Tang Clan Will Sell Only a Single Copy of Their New Album
• The $26 Ballpark Hot Dog
  I want it.
• Sun Rises Over North Pole for 1st Time in 6 Months
  It’s officially spring! I just wish somebody would let the weather know.
• Newlywed Get 30 Years in Prison for Pushing Husband Off Cliff at U.S. National Park
  Aaaah young love.
• Mozilla Webmaker Teaches You to Build Web Sites, Apps, and More
• A Light-Up Alarm Completely Changed My Life
  Interesting…
• Need Some Bath Wine?
  I do enjoy some bath wine from time to time.

And that’s it! We’re done for a couple of weeks! Talk to you soon, internetters.

It’s that time again! It’s been a particularly busy week of looking at junk on the internet, so I have much to get through. We’d better get started.

• 45+ Great Web and Icon Fonts of 2013
  Also Taking a Second Look at Free Fonts. People are all about the fonts this week, apparently.
• Appmethod Lets You Code Native Android, iOS and Desktop Apps Simultaneously
• 25 Beautiful Example of Modern Minimal Web Design
  It seems like I was all about the design this week, judging by what I was flagging for inclusion in this post.
• Microsoft’s OneNote Goes Completely Free, Launches for Macs
  I really like OneNote, but the free version doesn’t sync with WebDAV shares. That’s OK because I’d pay for that functionality, but the Android version doesn’t sync with WebDAV either. Not cool, Microsoft.
• Ever Dreamed of Flying Your Own Ukrainian Bomber?
• The Broquet
• Getting a Little Ahead of Yourself
• The Canadian Press Has, Like, a Good Sense of Humour
• This is Motorola’s New Android Wear Smartwatch: Moto 360
  Well, I no longer want a pebble.
• Only in Germany
• Charlie is Never This Excited About Cleanliness
• The Meanest Thing Ever
• Pushbullet’s IFTTT Channel Turns Any Trigger Into a Notification
  More here. I installed this app this week, and I love it. I’m considering writing a grocery list WebApp for Flo and I that uses it.
• You Might Be Breathing Ineffectively. Here’s How to Fix That
  I’m breathing wrong? Fuck you, lifehacker.
• Twitter Blocked in Turkey as Prime Minister Pledges to ‘Eradicate’ It
  Well, this din’t work: Turkey’s Attempt to Block Twitter is Backfiring Spectacularly
• The Deeply Weird World of Extreme Dog Grooming
  I fear for Charlie Brown once Flo reads this.
• Teacher Breaks Bad, Runs $1.5m Coke Lab Out of His Home
• Take a Tequila Shot for Weight Loss
  Alright, I will.
• Twitter May Indulge Our Vanity by Showing View Counts for Tweets
  I have this in my twitter feed. It’s just sad. Basically nobody reads my tweets.
• Watching These Dogs Confused by a Magic Trick is Hilariously Cute
• Pakistan Erased an Entire International New York Times Cover Story
• No Winners for $1bn NCAA Challenge
• How Hollywood Has Destroyed America
  Love this.
• Anti-Social Network Helps You Avoid People You Don’t Want to See
  I’ve read about this in a few places this week, but Fast Company has the best headline about it. “Anti-Social Network.”

And we’re done for another week! Until next time, internet!