It’s been ridiculously cold this weekend, so I have been mostly hiding in the apartment since I got home on Friday. If, however, you were thinking that the extra time I have as a result will help to make this week’s late night links better than usual then you are sorely mistaken.

• Russia Pokes Fun at Olympic Ring Malfunction in Closing Ceremony
• XKCD #1334: Second
  I spent a decent chunk of time yesterday attempting to set up a WebDAV share on my webserver. I visited the second page several times. Didn’t find anything there to help me.
• Unclogging a Toilet with Fire
  Spoiler alert: Doesn’t work.
• The Busiest Section Highway in North America (ON401) During the Olympic Gold Medal Men’s Hockey Game
  Flo, Charlie and I got up at 4:30am to watch.
• How to Fix Those Wall Scribbles
• MLAs See High-Speed Rail in Alberta’s Distant Future
  I think we need this.
• What a Guy Wants
• Toccata & Fugue in D Minor, on the FAO Schwarz Piano
• MasterCard Testing Security Feature That OKs Purchases Based on Phone Location
  This is smart.
• Creating a Border Animation Effect with SVG and CSS
  I like this. I’ll never use it, but I like it nonetheless.
• 100 Pennies
• Can You Solve This?
• Just a Russian on Fire Diving Into a Snowbank
  No big deal.
• I’ve Spent My Time in Hell
• Helping Couples Have a Family
• Now That’s Epically Drunk
• Little Kid’s Costco Performance
• BBQ Chip Bandits Busted
• A Woman in Scotland Fills out the Wrong Form on TripAdvisor, and Now She’s 87th Of 168 Attractions
• Over 120 Science Journal Papers Pulled for Being Total Gibberish
  So I identified that the abstract from the example was gibberish, so I have no idea how so many of these were published.
• The Internet is Controlled by Fourteen People Who Hold Seven Secret Keys
  Of course.

And we’re done for another week! Stay warm, and I’ll see you next Sunday.

It’s that time of the week again!

• Special
• Ridiculously Hilarious Reasons Kids Cry
  Kind of related: Why Puppies Are Better Than Babies
• XKCD #1331: Frequency
• Jesus Has All the Answers
• Introducing the Superdesk
  Every employee at this place sits at the same desk.
• When Dinosaurs Attack
  Charlie Brown would feel similarly about this, I’m sure.
• Woman Jailed After Failing to Return Movie Rented in 2005
• Jerry Seinfeld Predicts Facebook in the Early ‘90s
• Romantimatic Reminds You to Say I Love You
  This is just sad. Why is this a thing?
• Watch Rapper Mac Lethal Rap a Song of 449 Words in 113 Seconds… in Alphabetical Order
• It’s All Become Clear Now
  Is this true?
• Stop Answering Work Email at Night to Work Better in the Morning
• Breaking News
• [Citation Needed]
  The best of bad wikipedia.
• Hmmm
• How to Rip a DVD to Your Computer
  I really should do this and get rid of the last of my physical media. I did it with CDs a few years ago.
• How to Write a Professional Bio for Twitter, LinkedIn, Facebook and Google+
• Find Your Own Path
• Human Loop the Loop with Damien Walters
  Pfft. I could do that.
• Cyanide & Happiness #3474: Service Dog
• Extreme Pizza Delivery
  We live on the third floor. I don’t know why we don’t do this.
• 10 Curious Facts About Twitter
  #Susanalbumparty

And we’re done for another week! See you again in another seven days, internet.