I’m tired today. Or hungry. I can’t tell the difference. Regardless, let’s just get going with some links.

• Flawless Logic
• The Beatles Had a Way with Words When Dealing with Reporters
• Russian Soft Drink
  I want to try this.
• Christmas Decorations
• Christmas VacationCast
  I watched this movie this afternoon. This guy manages to squeeze 43 references to it into about six minutes.
• What Do You Do for a Living, Khanh?
• British Airways Announces Plans to Bring Dreamliner to YYC
  If they could bring some lower fairs too that would be nice, because at the moment they’re ridiculous compared to Air Transat.
• 32gb Nexus 7 Now Available in White for $270
  I do kind of want a white Nexus 7 to go with my white Nexus 5. Although seeing as I already have a white 10" tablet it would probably be unnecessary.
• Soap Dispenser
• Report Expected on High-Speed Rail Link Between Edmonton and Calgary
  I think we need this.
• Giant Ferrero Rocher
  There’s a candy store in Banff where they have a giant Toblerone for $100.
• Merry Christmas from Tom Hanks and Wiz Khalifa
• Farmers Market Christmas Tree
• Unhealthy Living
  Want
• Some White Bread Can Be Nearly as Healthy as Wheat Bread
  Flo will be delighted.
• The Best News Sites to Break Out of Your Filter Bubble
  Am I in a filter bubble? Is my whole life a filter bubble!? Now I’m worried.
• Ed O’Neill is in a Filter Bubble
• Have a Heart
• Cookie Monster
• Step Your Holiday Gift Game Up to the Next Level
  If you’re thinking of picking up something for me, I want 8 and 13.
• Turns Out that iPhone Cookies Can Get You in Trouble
• Ant Colony Art
  Necessary.
• Chestnuts Roasting on a Paper Fire
  I wish I had enough motivation to build this.

And we’re done for another week!

It’s that time of the week again, everybody! Where does the time go, etc, etc.

• If the Panel Says So…
• ‘Murican French Fry Holder
• Something Seems Wrong With This Scenario
• New Research Suggests Cats Know Their Owners Voice, But Just Don’t Care
  Makes perfect sense.
• Early Celebration Fail
• But the Science! It Calls to Me!
• Bitches or Not…
• Turkey, No One Wants the Damn Things
  I had no idea.
• Three UK Offers Free Data, Text and Calls While Roaming in the USA
  So now it’s cheaper for me to use my UK cell phone in the U.S. than it is to use my Canadian cell phone in Canada.
• Cal, the Calendar App from the Team Behind Any.DO, Is Out for Android
  Any.DO is good, so I should probably check this out too.
• Click
  Why did this guy even have 57 copies of click?
• Funniest Game Show Answers of All Time
  Have I posted this before? I don’t recall. It’s fifteen minutes long but worth watching.
• Second Life for Frank Lloyd Wright Design in Banff?
  I didn’t even know this was there.
• Look Closely: This Crazy Shot Goes Through His Skate
• Church Closes Food Bank Because it Attracts Poor People
• How to Pick the Perfect Smartphone Wallpaper
  I could probably use a better one.
• Vast Majority of Alberta Can Surf the Web
  This is news? I’d hope the vast majority of Alberta has a choice of at least half a dozen ways to access the web.
• Is Our Children Learning Their Mathematicals?
• Turn Your Pants Into an Emergency DIY Backpack
  WTF lifehacker? So now I can easily carry my groceries home from the store but I don’t get to wear my pants while I do it?

And that’s it for another week. See you all next Sunday, same time, same place.

Welcome to the first late night links of December! Yay! Christmas is nearly here, and so is our trip to NYC for NYE! But that stuff will have to wait, we have internet junk to get through first…

• What Did People Do Before This Brilliant Solution Was Released?
  The internet at large may laugh, but I did this years ago in the garage at home to help me avoid driving the cars into the freezer. I didn’t buy a pre-assembled kit though, I made my own out of string and a ball.
• Amazing Reasons to Get Detention
• Meet Paul
• Pause Problems
• In a Meeting
• Streak Tracks Your Email, Lets You Know Who Read It, When, and Where
  I used to use something like this a while ago, but it only worked on SMTP and couldn’t be used with webmail. This seems like a nice solution and I like the functionality, but I’m fairly sure it relies on the recipient choosing (in most cases) to display remote content when they open your email… which they probably won’t.
• Lean Over 60 Google Now Commands with This Infographic
  This, I have been looking for. With my new phone always listening, I’ve started using the voice features of Google Now much more frequently. And apparently new versions of Chrome are going to work the same.
• Paper Hat of Happiness
• This Formatting Rule Determines Whether Your Followers See Your Tweets
  I have been teaching Flo the mysterious ways of the dot this week.
• XKCD #1296: Git Commit
  I don’t even leave a message. Although I only use it for version control and synchronization on demand.
• Man Starts Writing Hillside Message to Win Back Ex-Girlfriend – But Gets Tired and Gives Up
  Who says chivalry is dead?
• Man Charged for Watching Movie While Driving on Highway
  OK – so we know using a phone to talk on is legal if you’re using a hands-free device, and we now know watching a movie is illegal. Where does a video call fall on this scale? Because I’ve definitely made hands-free video calls while driving before…
• Snowpy
• Post-It Prank

And we’re done for another week! Goodnight all.