I have other things to do today, so let’s get this one out the way and move on:

• Identity Theft
• Feel Old Yet?
• News Van Fail
• Moto X Review
  I still want one. Flo says maybe we should get a family cell phone plan for both of us. That’s maybe a bit too much commitment, but I’ll think about it.
• Insom-nom-nom-nom-nia
• Ikea’s 2014 Catalogue App Lets You Arrange Virtual Furniture in Your Living Room via Augmented Reality
  I love the Ikea catalogue. Don’t know why, just do.
• Google Patent Launches Specific Apps Through Pattern Unlock
  This would be useful.
• Google Drive Updates Docs and Slide With Integrated Search
  This is useful.
• Easy Rider
• Kitty Playground Win
  I assume we’ll be installing something like this for Charlie when we buy a house.
• Yeah, That’ll Buff Out
• What A Twist!
  Stay classy, y’all.
• Seven Great, Underrated Desktop Wallpaper Sites
• Starts With a ’T’
• Carrot Facts
• Subways Are a Melting-Pot of Crazy
• Are We Nearly There Yet?
• Create a Shortcut to the Last Document You Opened in Word
  Who knew you could do this?
• Absolute Horizontal and Vertical Centring in CSS
• Aaaaaand Finally…

And we’re done for this week! Later, losers.

I’ll spare you the obligatory “holy crap, it’s August already?” comment in my LNL preamble this week. Oh. Too late. I’ll also try to avoid going to into a lot of detail about how, for the first time, I’m writing this post on my newly-created hackintosh laptop and what I had to go through to make it work. Instead, let’s just dive in to all the usual stuff and things:

• Police’s 8ft Anti-Theft Banner Stolen a Day After it was Installed
• Be Prepared for Winter Drinking
• The Classic Fart Exhaust Mod
• The Bubblewrap Bike
• High Five
  Charlie doesn’t know how to do this, and I don’t know how to teach him. But he can shake hands, so that’ll have to do for now.
• How to Drink Wine
• Shoupie Markers
• Commercial Break: An App That Tells You Exactly When the Ads Are Over
  Interesting
• A Pool Table and a Bunch of Gasoline – This Should End Well
  I have no idea what these guys were trying to do.
• Sayings 2.0
• Use Google as a Timer with a Simple Search Command
  Is there anything that Google can’t do?
• Moto X Preview: A Google Phone Assembled with You, The User, In Mind
  This might well be my next phone.
• Don’t Eat Dry Ice
• Moto X Coming to Canada as a Rogers Exclusive
  Damn. Maybe it won’t be my next phone after all.
• Google Intros Android Device Manager to Help You Find That Missing Handset
  This is interesting too. I currently use AndroidLost.
• The 25 Funniest Autocorrects of DYAC’s First Year
• Thank You For Driving Carefully
• Departure Roulette with Heineken
  Would you do it?

And we’re done for the week! That was a lot to get through in one go, so let’s all take a five minute break.