I remembered to write this on time this week! Flo has gone out for brunch this morning so I’m on something of a post-writing binge. Let’s get on with the late night links stuff then, shall we?

• A Framed Printout of a 4chan Screenshot Just Went for $90,000 on Ebay
• Page Preloading Effect
  I like this. And I like these On Scroll Header Effects even more.
• A Much More Fun Way to Label Merchandise
• This Is The New Foursquare
  I don’t like it. Uninstalled.
• No Joke: AOL’s Dialup Subscriptions Still Generate More Cash Than Display Ads
  How is this possible?
• Runner Users Nike+ App to Draw Penises
  More here.
• Microsoft’s Idea of Severance Pay is a Free Lumia 630
• DeWinton Break and Enter Suspect Arrested After Attempting to Hitchhike from Scene
  This guy is not a criminal mastermind.
• Man Buys 23 Burger King Apple Pies to Spite Screaming Child

And that’s it for another week! Until next time, interneters.

It’s that time of the week again! Except of course it isn’t and I should have done this yesterday, but oh well. What are long weekends for if not procrastinating and ignoring arbitrary self-inflicted deadlines, eh?

• Things You Can’t Do When You’re Not a Toddler
• Sure Enough, You Can Play ‘Doom’ on an ATM
  All ATMs should do this.
• Next-Generation Lithium Cells Will Double Your Phone’s Battery Life
• Intersections: Still Not a Good Place for Naps
• Quiznos Rep David
  This is amazing.
• Cutting Corners
  China’s built a rectangular running track, presumably because it’s easier than curved.
• Pinterest Acquires Icebergs, The Pinterest for Creatives
  I didn’t know there was such a thing as icebergs. I might check it out. I consider myself a “creative.”
• Calgary Commode Makes List of Canada’s Top 5 Bathrooms
  Flo went to the zoo a couple of days ago with her sister and our newphew. I wonder if they took in the bathroom exhibit while they were there? Also, penguins.
• Things You Can’t Do When You’re Drunk
  I feel you could probably get away with a few things from the first video though, so there’s that.
• 12 Years After Its Debut on Hacked XBoxes, XBMC Changes Its Name to Kodi
• Email App Lets You “Leak” Your Secrets Without Owning Up to Them
  Why is this a thing? This can’t be good, surely?

And that’s it, we’re all done! I’ll be back here in just six short days, internet. See you then.

The weekend may be over, but don’t worry! That just means it’s late night links time again. Let’s get on with it then, shall we?

• This Little Box Hijacks Your Chromecast, Rickrolls Your Living Room
• Twelve Things You Should Do on Your Personal Google+ Account Right Now
  I don’t really use my Google+ account at all. I’d like a way to have content from my blog post there automatically, but I can’t find one.
• Working on My Novel
• Make it Rain Even Harder with the Cash Cannon
• Too Honest
• Compose Emails and Search Your Gmail Inbox From Chrome’s Address Bar
  Handy.
• You Can Now Unlock Your Motorola Phone with a ‘Digital Tattoo’
  Necessary?
• 15 Words and Phrases You’re Probably Saying Incorrectly
  I was good on most of these, but numbers 5 and 9 were surprising to me.
• Ten Awesome Examples of Material Design
• The Tree That Grows 40 Different Fruit

And that’s it! Next week is a holiday weekend, so I may or may not remember to post some links on time. Here’s hoping!

It’s late night links time again! Flo has gone out to brunch and I’ve been on tumblr all morning making little improvements to my custom theme, so I’m getting it out of the way in plenty of time today instead of rushing through it right before bed. Will the extra attention to detail result in a markedly better post than usual? Let’s find out! (Hint: no).

• Skerple
  More dubious knockoffs here.
• 21 Google Search Hacks That Will Change Your Life
  I’ve posted similar things before, but there were some here I didn’t know about.
• What Makes Tattoos Permanent?
• Use a Plate Organizer in the Refrigerator to Add Extra Shelves
• Japanese Artist Arrested for 3D Printing Her Vagina Selfie
  She made a boat. Not even joking.
• Not Just for Arts and Crafts: How to Use Pinterest Productively
• Acoustic Daft Punk
  Love it.
• One in Three English-Speaking Canadians Accessing U.S. Netflix
• Chameleon Changes Window Colours Based on Weather, Time of Day
• Futurama’s Intro Rendered in 3D is Gorgeous
  This is amazing.
• Just Stick With the Phrase “Brisk Walk”
  Note to self.
• They’ll Never Find Me Here
• Load It Up
• Use Windows’ Additional Clocks to Monitor Multiple Time Zones
  I had no idea you could do this.

And that’s it for another week! See you next Sunday, internet.

It’s the final day of my week off work, which makes me a little sad. On the plus side though the fact that it’s Sunday means it’s late night links time again. Yay! Let’s get started.

• Two Planes Almost Collided in Barcelona, and it Was Caught on Stunning High-Def Video
• Death Metal Band to Play in Airtight Cube Until They Run Out of Oxygen
• Commandr Adds Custom Google Now Voice Commands with Tasker Integration
  Interesting. I might give this a try.
• Potato Salad Kickstarter Raises Much More Than Expected
  This guy wanted $10 to make a potato salad, so he took to kickstarter. At the time of writing, he’d raised nearly $50,000.
• Sunrise Over Nashville
  Kinda pretty, huh?
• Five Facts About Colours That Will Change How You See the World
  Colours are weird. You can’t describe a colour without referencing other colours. How do we know that we don’t all see them differently? Maybe what I know as “red” isn’t the same as what you know as “red.”
• Correct a Misheard Google Now Voice Command by Saying “No, I Said…”
  The title of this article pretty much makes the content an unnecessary read, but I didn’t know you could do this so I guess I’ll forgive it.
• This DIY Desk Saves Space, Folds Up Into a Wall Mirror When Not In Use
  Love it.
• Everyday Football Fouls
  What if real life was like the world cup?
• British Plugs Are Better Than All Other Plugs
• One Day Long Exposure Photography
  This is pretty cool.
• A Rocket Scientist at Oxford University is Designing Better Cookware
• Top 10 Things You Might be Doing Wrong Every Day
  Spoiler alert: You’re doing everything wrong.
• North Korean News Claims They’ve Won Their Group at The World Cup
  This is awesome. I wonder how they get on in the final 16?

And with that, we’re all done for another week. See you all next Sunday!

It’s that time of the week again!

• 25 Free HTML Resume Templates for Your Successful Online Job Application
• Anti-Spam Law Won’t Stop All Unwanted Emails, Says Expert
  No shit.
• Seven Things I Learned As An Accomplice to Mass Murder
  Interesting read.
• Nine Things Rich People Do Differently Every Day
• Google Is About to Take Over Your Whole Life, and You Won’t Even Notice
• SYNEK’s Countertop Tap Puts Your Kegerator Out to Pasture
• Graphic Designer Trolls Restaurant Owner with Dirty Logos
  Love this.
• Police Promise to Put a Halt to Loud Vehicles This Summer
  Fine, I’ll turn it down.
• Non-Disney Words
• Andoird Wear Review: Taking Smartwatches in the Right Direction
  I’ve put some money aside to buy one of these. I’m waiting for the Moto 360.
• Never Try and Impress Your Doctor
  
• Idiot Sighting
• Rural Bar Owner Says New Impaired-Driving Rules Hurting His Business
  Seriously? You’re pro-drink driving because you can make money from it?
• Freedom
• Fireworks Filmed With a Drone
  I might have posted this before (I don’t recall for sure), but since Canada Day and Independence Day were both this week and involved lots of fireworks, here it is again!

And we’re done! See y’all next week, etc.

Good news, everybody! It’s late night links time again.

• There Was an Incident…
• Wink Wants to Simplify the Smart Home With a Universal App and $80 Hub
  I am all about home automation these days. I’m preparing for a future home purchase.
• Vagina Sculpture in Germany Traps U.S. Student
• Naked Man Arrested After Low-Speed Police Chase on Farm Tractor
• Raindrop.io Takes Bookmarks Into the Cloud and Makes Them Beautiful
  I can’t decide if I care or not. I use Google Chrome as my browser of choice, and that syncs my bookmarks across devices anyway…
• Pretty Much
  Also, this. I want it.
• XKCD #1386: People Are Stupid
• Paint.NET 4.0 Updates with Better Performance, Selections, Shapes
  Paint.NET is my image editor of choice.
• You Have a Higher Chance of Being Bitten by Uruguay’s Luis Suarez Than by a Shark
  Some dubious reasoning, but still. For those unfamiliar, also check out The Many Crimes of Luis Suarez, Soccer’s Notorious Supervillain
• Make Your Website Dazzle with CSS Filters
  Maybe I will. Thanks for the advice, internet!
• “OK Google” Voice Commands Are Now Available Inside Apps and From the Lockscreen
• Banking Apps May be Getting Their Own Virtual Assistants Soon
• The Trapper Keeper is Back, But it Carries Tablets Instead of Homework
• Android In-Car Demo
  Necessary.
• Landing Gear Fails, Pilot Lands on a Stool Instead
• Facebook Ran a Huge Psychological Experiment On Users and Manipulated the Emotions of More Than 600,000 People
• Older Moms Take Heart: You May be More Likely to Live Longer

And we’re done! See you all in seven days, what.

It’s late night links time again, yo.

• Book Review: Where is Baby’s Belly Button?
  With spoiler, in case you haven’t read it.
• The Most Treacherous Bus Route You Could Ever Ride
  I will not complain about Calgary Transit ever again, not even when the train I’m on hits a car.
• Danger Mouse to Return to TV Screens
  Without David Jason doing the voice work it won’t be the same, but I’m pleased nevertheless.
• How Daring!
  I want this for Charlie. I’m pretty sure Flo would approve.
• How To: Rice Cooker Pancakes
  I made a giant chocolate-chip pancake this morning. It worked pretty well.
• Aussie Night Out
• Super Cheap Smart Home Kit Brings Automation to the Masses
  Interesting… we already have an archos tablet mounted on our kitchen wall. Maybe it’s time to upgrade it with this kit?

And that’s it! We’re done for another week. See you all next Sunday, same time, same place.

It’s been a tiring weekend here in the Jason, @AsignCwGrl, @SnoopysBF household. We’ve been out well past our bedtimes for the last three nights. As a result it’s about a quarter past eight as I write this and I’m exhausted. Flo is asleep on the sofa in the living room, and has been for several hours now. Ultimately my point is this: let’s get this late night links thing over with, so I can go to sleep.

• 26 Free Resume Templates to Give You That Career Boost
  I’m much more concerned about how my resume looks than what goes on it, so I like this…
• Watching Movies
  This is Flo to a tee.
• Gif of the Day: One of the Best Cricket Plays Ever
  I’m not a cricket fan, but this is pretty crazy.
• The “Short Suit” is Finally Going Mainstream
  Nope.
• One Step Beyond #Selfies: Here Come the #Dronies
• “Mighty Ducks 4” Could Happen & One Possible Story is Pretty Dark
• The Trick Shot Pros Are Gathering in Rio
  I don’t really care about the World Cup or all the related adverts that everyone’s putting out at the moment, but this McDonald’s one is pretty cool.
• The Ultimate Compilation of Dad Jokes
  Flo is preparing herself in one way, me in another.
• Man Trapped Overnight at Vegas Airport Shoots Ridiculous Music Video
• Banish Office 2013’s ALL CAPS Ribbon Labels
  I can’t quite decide if I care enough to change this or not…
• Model Citizens
• Ten Best Car Destruction Videos
  Because destruction is always worth a quick watch.
• Lengthy Closure of Symons Valley Road Makes for Anxious Market Vendors
• Where’s My Paddle?

And that’s it for another week, folks! Until next time…

It’s that time of the week again peeps! And it’s a beautiful #YYC day so you should be extra thankful that I’m sitting here inside with my laptop putting this stuff together for you.

• The 101 Most Useful Websites
  I should maybe stop writing the post now, hey? It can only go downhill from here.
• Profits Of Doom
  Interesting read about the Daily Mail and their online arm.
• FilmOn Lets You Watch Broadcast TV Online for Free
  Seems interesting. And lots of UK content.
• Cody – Free Library With HTML5 Gems For Instant Use
• Chrome Releases Faster, More Stable 64-Bit Builds For Windows
• Instagram Adds Nine New Editing Tools, Makes Filters Adjustable
  I don’t like it. Too many choices.
• The Load Has Been Secured
• How To Get The Best Experience From TeamViewer
  I use this to remotely connect to my mum’s computer when necessary. It works well, and tunnels through NAT for me.
• New Smartphone Chip Will Beam High-Definition Holograms As Early As 2015
  Necessary.
• The Good Ol’ Days Were Full of Complainers Too
• Watch This Watermelon Truck Get Demolished By a Train
  Just because.
• Google Maps Easter Egg Allows for Travel by Dragon
  #Wales
• Man Allegedly Steals Woman’s iPod, Friends Her on Facebook the Next Day
• This Putt Belongs in Mini-Golf, Not the Real Deal
• Power Up Your XBMC Installation with These Awesome Add-Ons
• New Film Makes Shatterproof Phone Screens a Practical Possibility
• Quebec Prion Break: “Massive” Manhunt Underway for Three Inmates Who Fled in Helicopter
  What that actual eff? From the article: “This marks the second time in 15 months that inmates have escaped a Quebec prison with the help of a chopper.”
• Android Can Now Wake You Up When You’re Close to Your Bus Stop
  Is there anything Android can’t do?

And that’s it! We’re all done for another week. See you all in seven days, same time, same place.