It’s that time of the week again! Here’s the crap I’ve collected from around the internet this week:

• Behold the Breadwich
• Commuter Train Stolen, Crashed Into Stockholm Apartment Building
  How would one go about stealing a train, exactly?
• Challenge Accepted
  Super Troopers was on TV yesterday (right after Spaceballs). We watched Grey’s Anatomy because Flo.
• A Relationship is Like a House…
• Los Angeles Overreacts to Cold Temperatures
• Damn Shawty
  I forget if I’ve posted this before. If so, please feel free to enjoy its encore presentation.
• Remote Start Your Car with a Text Message
  I love lifehacker how-tos. They’re either ridiculously simple but useless, or useful but insanely complex. There is no middle ground.
• Congratulations, Deadspin
• The Blankets Have Spoken
• Reserved
• Police Break Up Figure Skater Fight in Toronto Area Hotel
  I’m imagining lots of hair pulling and slapping
• Use Pushpins for a Cheap and Easy Phone Dock for Your Cubicle
  See what I mean about those how-tos?

And we’re done. See you next week, internet!