I have other things to do today, so let’s get this one out the way and move on:

• Identity Theft
• Feel Old Yet?
• News Van Fail
• Moto X Review
  I still want one. Flo says maybe we should get a family cell phone plan for both of us. That’s maybe a bit too much commitment, but I’ll think about it.
• Insom-nom-nom-nom-nia
• Ikea’s 2014 Catalogue App Lets You Arrange Virtual Furniture in Your Living Room via Augmented Reality
  I love the Ikea catalogue. Don’t know why, just do.
• Google Patent Launches Specific Apps Through Pattern Unlock
  This would be useful.
• Google Drive Updates Docs and Slide With Integrated Search
  This is useful.
• Easy Rider
• Kitty Playground Win
  I assume we’ll be installing something like this for Charlie when we buy a house.
• Yeah, That’ll Buff Out
• What A Twist!
  Stay classy, y’all.
• Seven Great, Underrated Desktop Wallpaper Sites
• Starts With a ’T’
• Carrot Facts
• Subways Are a Melting-Pot of Crazy
• Are We Nearly There Yet?
• Create a Shortcut to the Last Document You Opened in Word
  Who knew you could do this?
• Absolute Horizontal and Vertical Centring in CSS
• Aaaaaand Finally…

And we’re done for this week! Later, losers.