Good news, everybody! It’s late night links time again.

• There Was an Incident…
• Wink Wants to Simplify the Smart Home With a Universal App and $80 Hub
  I am all about home automation these days. I’m preparing for a future home purchase.
• Vagina Sculpture in Germany Traps U.S. Student
• Naked Man Arrested After Low-Speed Police Chase on Farm Tractor
• Raindrop.io Takes Bookmarks Into the Cloud and Makes Them Beautiful
  I can’t decide if I care or not. I use Google Chrome as my browser of choice, and that syncs my bookmarks across devices anyway…
• Pretty Much
  Also, this. I want it.
• XKCD #1386: People Are Stupid
• Paint.NET 4.0 Updates with Better Performance, Selections, Shapes
  Paint.NET is my image editor of choice.
• You Have a Higher Chance of Being Bitten by Uruguay’s Luis Suarez Than by a Shark
  Some dubious reasoning, but still. For those unfamiliar, also check out The Many Crimes of Luis Suarez, Soccer’s Notorious Supervillain
• Make Your Website Dazzle with CSS Filters
  Maybe I will. Thanks for the advice, internet!
• “OK Google” Voice Commands Are Now Available Inside Apps and From the Lockscreen
• Banking Apps May be Getting Their Own Virtual Assistants Soon
• The Trapper Keeper is Back, But it Carries Tablets Instead of Homework
• Android In-Car Demo
  Necessary.
• Landing Gear Fails, Pilot Lands on a Stool Instead
• Facebook Ran a Huge Psychological Experiment On Users and Manipulated the Emotions of More Than 600,000 People
• Older Moms Take Heart: You May be More Likely to Live Longer

And we’re done! See you all in seven days, what.