It’s been ridiculously cold this weekend, so I have been mostly hiding in the apartment since I got home on Friday. If, however, you were thinking that the extra time I have as a result will help to make this week’s late night links better than usual then you are sorely mistaken.

• Russia Pokes Fun at Olympic Ring Malfunction in Closing Ceremony
• XKCD #1334: Second
  I spent a decent chunk of time yesterday attempting to set up a WebDAV share on my webserver. I visited the second page several times. Didn’t find anything there to help me.
• Unclogging a Toilet with Fire
  Spoiler alert: Doesn’t work.
• The Busiest Section Highway in North America (ON401) During the Olympic Gold Medal Men’s Hockey Game
  Flo, Charlie and I got up at 4:30am to watch.
• How to Fix Those Wall Scribbles
• MLAs See High-Speed Rail in Alberta’s Distant Future
  I think we need this.
• What a Guy Wants
• Toccata & Fugue in D Minor, on the FAO Schwarz Piano
• MasterCard Testing Security Feature That OKs Purchases Based on Phone Location
  This is smart.
• Creating a Border Animation Effect with SVG and CSS
  I like this. I’ll never use it, but I like it nonetheless.
• 100 Pennies
• Can You Solve This?
• Just a Russian on Fire Diving Into a Snowbank
  No big deal.
• I’ve Spent My Time in Hell
• Helping Couples Have a Family
• Now That’s Epically Drunk
• Little Kid’s Costco Performance
• BBQ Chip Bandits Busted
• A Woman in Scotland Fills out the Wrong Form on TripAdvisor, and Now She’s 87th Of 168 Attractions
• Over 120 Science Journal Papers Pulled for Being Total Gibberish
  So I identified that the abstract from the example was gibberish, so I have no idea how so many of these were published.
• The Internet is Controlled by Fourteen People Who Hold Seven Secret Keys
  Of course.

And we’re done for another week! Stay warm, and I’ll see you next Sunday.